My mother was determined that my brother and I would receive piano lessons. The year was 1951; the circumstances of our first instruction were unique, at least by the standards in our small, provincial town of Ellettsville, Indiana-population 1,500.
Read MoreChocolate Nut Cake, Nut Cake, Poppyseed Cake. Picture from Arthur Lieb.
Read MoreI thank the organizers of this conference for permitting me to send a few words of congratulation which I am unfortunately unable to deliver in person.
Read MoreElephant, jellophant, the octognarian
Even on your birthday you're giving stuff away.
Caretaker of Wanda, progenitor of baaa
Have your just desserts, this evening on you pi-day.
I sing of the scholar named Bruno
who once paid a visit to Juneau
to see a grand opera by Gounod
(or was it Forza del Destuno?).